Notes I have carried on my PDA or in my Franklin planner for years: Sentences using all 26 letters

Info The five boxing wizards jump quickly.
The quick brown fox jumps over a lazy dog.


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Notes I have carried on my PDA or in my Franklin planner for years: Why God Never Got Tenure at any University?

Just some silliness.
Question for Academics to Ponder: Why God Never Got Tenure at any University? A bit of humor.

1. He had only one major publication
2. It was in Hebrew.
3. It had no references
4. It wasn't published in a refereed journal
5. Some doubt He wrote it Himself
6. He may have created the world, but what has He done since?
7. The scientific community cannot replicate his results
8. He never got permission from the ethics board to use human subjects
9. When one experiment went awry, He tried to cover it up by drowning the subjects
10. He rarely came to class and just told students, "Read the book"
11. Some say He had His son teach the class
12. He expelled His first two students
13. His office hours were irregular and sometimes held on a mountaintop
14. Although there were only 10 requirements, most students failed.

(Quoted from an Ann Landers column)
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Notes I have carried on my PDA or in my Franklin planner for years: Tell Tchaikovsky the News

Info Tell Tchaikovsky the News
The new composer’s dictionary:
Adagio Frommagio—to play in a slow and cheesy manner
Angus Dei—to play with a divine, beefy tone
A Patella—unaccompanied knee-slapping
Frugalhorn—a sensible, inexpensive brass instrument
Dill Piccolino—a wind instrument that plays only sour notes
Approximento—a musical entrance that is somewhere in the vicinity of the correct pitch

--From Reader’s Digest, submitted by E.T.Thompson
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Notes I have carried on my PDA or in my Franklin planner for years: Quotable quotes

You cannot talk yourself out of situations your behavior has gotten yourself into.

What is the probability of "NOT God" AND "you"?

All news is old news to new people.

Info Rudyard Kipling quote
found in “The Haunted Bookstore:”
" Very rarely will he squarely push the logic of a fact
" To its ultimate conclusion in unmitigated act.

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We're building up or tearing down in everything we do;
Are we in the construction gang or on the wrecking crew?
--Anon.

Stradivarius--Excellence
"Other men shall make violins, but no man shall make better ones."

Some men die in battle,
Some men die in flames;
Some men die, bit by bit-
Playing little games.

"If I use my gift I might die."
"If I don't use my gift I might as well die."

Little faith will bring your soul to heaven, great faith will bring heaven to your soul. Spurgeon

Gal. 2:20 The longer you study it, the more you appreciate it.

God will hold you responsible for the sermons you missed.

Silence is golden, except in witnessing, and then it's just yellow.

Your labors for God will not count for God unless you have a heart for God.

When Godly influence wanes, personal convictions must take over.  Godly influence must be fortified with personal convictions. (OT example: Joash)

John Goetch: Jesus may come between cookies.

Every temptation is an opportunity to flee to God.

Experience does not teach truth, but it helps us learn to apply it.

When your love is greater than your fear, then you'll open your mouth to speak. II Tim 1:7

The way to be anxious for nothing is to pray about everything.

Rudyard Kipling quote
found in The Haunted Bookstore:
" Very rarely will he squarely push the logic of a fact
" To its ultimate conclusion in unmitigated act."


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