YSIHF (3): Barbequeuer's 12 Days of Christmas

YOU SAW IT HERE FIRST:

Barbequeuer's 12 Days of Christmas

And a finger lickin' good secret sauce
2 Grimy grills
3 Grease fires
4 Ball-park franks
5 Mushroom clouds
6 Empty gas tanks
7 Well-done pork chops
8 Bags of charcoal
9 Flame-kissed t-bones
10 Singed-off eyebrows
11 Sauce-stained aprons
12 Crispy bratwurst

YSIHF (2): You saw it here first!!!

Once again, a Wacky 12:

The Golfer's Twelve Days of Christmas
A hole in one that nobody saw
2 ten-foot putts
3 sand traps
4 lightning strikes
5 massive drives
6 broken putters
7 driving ranges
8 souped-up golf carts
9 early tee times
10 golf swing gizmos
11 clubhouse stories
12 hooks and slices

12/12/2006, by Steven J. Stratford

YSIHF (1): The Hunter's 12 Days of Christmas

OK Folks, you saw it here first, on December 13, 2005, the Hunter's 12 Days of Christmas. This is original with me, I have been working on it off and on for the past 2 or 3 years. A bunch of us faculty and staff guys did it tonight at the college Christmas party. Soon as I get hold of a photo I'll post it here.

Hunter’s 12 Days of Christmas
by Steve Stratford
a turkey in a pine tree
2 mourning doves
3 wild geese
4 decoy ducks
5 lucky shots
6 hunting permits
7 shotgun shells
8 cups of coffee
9 pheasants flying
10 frozen fingers
11 noisy squirrels
12 ten-point bucks