YSIHF (1): The Hunter's 12 Days of Christmas

OK Folks, you saw it here first, on December 13, 2005, the Hunter's 12 Days of Christmas. This is original with me, I have been working on it off and on for the past 2 or 3 years. A bunch of us faculty and staff guys did it tonight at the college Christmas party. Soon as I get hold of a photo I'll post it here.

Hunter’s 12 Days of Christmas
by Steve Stratford
a turkey in a pine tree
2 mourning doves
3 wild geese
4 decoy ducks
5 lucky shots
6 hunting permits
7 shotgun shells
8 cups of coffee
9 pheasants flying
10 frozen fingers
11 noisy squirrels
12 ten-point bucks