Funverse #2

Well we got to talking about a recorded story called "Gregory the Grub", and started having some fun with names of animals. I got to playing with words and this is what I came up with:

The Woo Hoo Zoo

Let's bundle up and be off to the Woo Hoo Zoo today,
Yippee yi-o ki-a, galloping all the way!
First, we stop at the big little Mammalian House,
See Larry the Lion and Moustafa the Mouse.

Slipping and sliding to the Big Cat a-Room-a,
We'll meet Pete the Panther and Thuma the Puma!
In the African Safari, there's a real woo hoo view:
Zig the Zebra, Hap the Hippo, and Lulu the New Gnu.

Visiting the Petting Zoo is definitely a do-now:
Pig the Hog, Dick the Dog, and "How Now" the Brown Cow.
Last, a picnic on the Zoo Lawn should do the trick,
Why it's Gregory Grub, Auntie Ant, and Nick Walking Stick!

Look out! There's Elle the Giraffaphant, Marta Aardilla,
BetterButter the Flutterby, even Dino Dinozilla!
Yeah! the Woo Hoo Zoo is a great place to be,
When you round the next corner, who knows who you'll see?

Steve Stratford
3/13/2006